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About AviExpress

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Our Story

AviExpress was founded in 2025 when a group of friends decided that Avi's excuses, procrastination techniques, and unique approach to life deserved their own e-commerce platform. What started as an inside joke quickly became... well, it's still just an inside joke.

Our Mission

At AviExpress, our mission is simple: to catalog and celebrate all things Avi. From his legendary excuse-making abilities to his uncanny talent for avoiding responsibility, we're dedicated to bringing the essence of Avi to the world.

Meet Our Founder

Avi (Chief Procrastination Officer) - Avi has never actually agreed to be associated with this website. In fact, he's probably unaware it exists, as he hasn't checked his emails since 2019. His talents include starting projects he never finishes, making promises he forgets about, and convincing others to do his work for him.

Our Values

  • Procrastination Excellence: Why do today what can be put off until tomorrow?
  • Creative Excuses: The more elaborate, the better.
  • Selective Hearing: Only listening to the parts that benefit you.
  • Deadline Flexibility: All deadlines are merely suggestions.

Disclaimer

AviExpress is not a real e-commerce platform. No products will be shipped, no payments will be processed, and no refunds will be issued (just like Avi never returns the money he borrows). This website exists purely for entertainment purposes and to gently roast our friend Avi, whom we love despite his "unique" approach to reliability.

If you're actually Avi and you're reading this: Yes, we made this. No, we won't take it down. Yes, this is payback for that time you said you'd help us move and then "forgot."