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Where thoughts go to be procrastinated upon

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Blog Coming Soon(ish)

Avi is currently drafting his first blog post. Well, actually, he's thinking about drafting it. Well, to be honest, he's thinking about thinking about drafting it.

"I have so many amazing blog post ideas! I've been meaning to write them down, but I can't find a pen, and then my favorite show was on, and then I had to reorganize my sock drawer by color and texture... I'll definitely start writing tomorrow. Or the day after. Definitely this year though!" - Avi

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Potential Blog Topics

  • "Top 10 Excuses for Missing Deadlines"
  • "The Art of Looking Busy While Doing Nothing"
  • "How to Convince People You Shipped Their Order"
  • "Procrastination as a Lifestyle Choice"

Avi's Writing Schedule

  • Monday: Think about writing
  • Tuesday: Plan to start writing
  • Wednesday: Consider writing
  • Thursday: Almost write something
  • Friday: Promise to write on Monday

Blog Statistics

  • Posts Written: 0
  • Posts Started: 0
  • Posts Planned: 47
  • Excuses Made: 152
  • Days Procrastinated: All of them