Avi's Deadline Extender - Professional Edition

The Avi's Deadline Extender is a revolutionary device that creates the illusion that your deadline is still far away, even when it's tomorrow. Simply point it at your calendar, and watch as deadlines magically appear to be weeks away! Features Avi's patented 'Time Perception Manipulation' technology, developed during all those times he should have been working on actual projects. The Professional Edition comes with pre-recorded excuses in Avi's voice for when you inevitably miss the deadline anyway.