Avi's Excuse Generator 3000

The Avi's Excuse Generator 3000 is the ultimate tool for anyone who needs to get out of unwanted commitments. With over 1,000 pre-programmed excuses ranging from 'My pet iguana is sick' to 'I'm currently trapped in a parallel dimension', you'll never be at a loss for words. The Premium Edition includes the exclusive 'Avi's Personal Collection' - excuses so believable even your mother won't question them. WARNING: Excuses may be too convincing; use responsibly.