Avi's Invisible Headphones for Boring Meetings

Tired of pretending to pay attention in meetings? Avi's Invisible Headphones are the solution you've been dreaming of! These revolutionary headphones are completely invisible to everyone but you, allowing you to listen to music, podcasts, or even take a nap while appearing fully engaged. Features include the 'Auto-Nod' function that detects when someone is looking at you and triggers a convincing nod, and the 'Random Insight Generator' that prompts you to say something vaguely relevant every 15 minutes. Comes pre-loaded with Avi's 'Sounds of Productivity' playlist, which is just 10 hours of gentle snoring.