Avi's Selective Hearing Aid - Filters Out Chore Requests

Never be bothered by unwanted requests again with Avi's Selective Hearing Aid! This state-of-the-art device uses advanced voice recognition to identify and filter out phrases like 'Can you help me with...', 'Don't forget to...', and 'You promised you would...' The device is completely invisible and features adjustable filtering levels from 'Mostly Attentive' to 'Completely Oblivious.' Comes pre-programmed with Avi's personal database of 10,000+ chore-related phrases collected from years of avoiding responsibility. The deluxe model includes the 'Auto-Response' feature that occasionally generates a vague 'I'll do it later' while you continue whatever you were actually doing.