Instant Expertise Spray - Look Smart in Meetings

Ever been in a meeting where you have no idea what's going on? Avi's Instant Expertise Spray is your secret weapon! Just a quick spritz before any meeting, and you'll suddenly sound like you know what you're talking about. Contains a proprietary blend of buzzwords, industry jargon, and confident-sounding phrases that will make colleagues think you've done your homework. Side effects may include promotion offers, impressed looks from your boss, and Avi taking credit for your success.