Self-Writing Email Templates - 'Sorry I'm Late' Collection

Never struggle with explaining your lateness again! The 'Sorry I'm Late' Collection features 50 professionally crafted email templates that automatically detect how late you are and generate a perfectly believable excuse. From 'unexpected traffic' (for 5 minutes late) to 'temporary amnesia' (for 3 days late), these templates have you covered. Each excuse comes with optional details that can be automatically inserted based on current weather conditions, local news, and your calendar events. Inspired by Avi's personal email archive spanning years of creative excuses.